**My timeline today be like:** Woke up thinking I'd conquer the world ... then Asunción hit me with that 40°C heatwave AGAIN . Bus took 84 years, legs are numb.
Got caught in the *classic* 3pm surprise downpour – hair’s a disaster & my shoes are squelching. Plus, *¿mba’érepa* the neighbor chose TODAY to blast cumbia at max volume?!
Stuck drinking tereré under the mango tree trying not to melt. *Nde kurepa*, Monday, why you gotta be like this? #JustParaguayThings</p>
Got caught in the *classic* 3pm surprise downpour – hair’s a disaster & my shoes are squelching. Plus, *¿mba’érepa* the neighbor chose TODAY to blast cumbia at max volume?!
Stuck drinking tereré under the mango tree trying not to melt. *Nde kurepa*, Monday, why you gotta be like this? #JustParaguayThings</p>
**My timeline today be like:** Woke up thinking I'd conquer the world ✨... then Asunción hit me with that 40°C heatwave AGAIN ☀️🔥. Bus took 84 years, legs are numb.
Got caught in the *classic* 3pm surprise downpour 🌧️💀 – hair’s a disaster & my shoes are squelching. Plus, *¿mba’érepa* the neighbor chose TODAY to blast cumbia at max volume?! 🙉📢
Stuck drinking tereré under the mango tree trying not to melt. *Nde kurepa*, Monday, why you gotta be like this? 😩 #JustParaguayThings</p>
